UPSR TENDER FOR RELIGION

The UPSR is tendering for a religion. If you would like your religion to be considered, please email us your religion’s details and we in turn will send you one of our Evolution Evaluation Questionnaires.

We may eventually decide on one or more religions, choose a secular standing or even become Quakers. Agnostic Groups (if there is such a thing) may also apply as can Pagans and Ron L Hubbard.

Any religion who has ever gone to war in the name of God need not apply as we simply can’t afford the weaponry.

The award criteria will be based upon 40% value for money (the UPSR takes 40% of all donations (a bit like Carluccio’s Caffes do to their waitresses) - 25% style of clothing – 30% size worldwide and 5% credibility.