The UPSR is pleased to announce the firing up of our MHC (Mini Hagrid Collider) at 7.30 a.m. this morning. The MHC has been co-developed with one hundred other Federations across Berkshire but we’re funding 67% of it – don’t quite know how that happened!Capable of firing two mini tennis balls around a ‘Rotastak’ gerbil pipe in excess of one mile an hour, scientists working on the project hope to discover the meaning of life, the universe and whether a ‘green divot’ could be produced in a living room in Spencers Wood.
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