SPACE PROGRAM

The UPSR has been invited to join the Space Station Program by NASA and the ESA following the announcement that the ownership of EWASDFAVG or whatever (the place forecasting the weather on the Shinfield Road) is to be transferred to our Federation in November.

The UPSR Government held an Extraordinary General Cabinet Meeting at the Royal Oak on Tuesday and after five pints decided to fund our own space program instead starting with a mission to the moon to see if anyone else has been there.

On Thursday we agreed terms with Rokski Blistov AG, the leading Russian rocket launcher manufacturer and TATA Cars who will be building the crew cabin and TBTLOTM 2 (The Bit That Lands On The Moon 2).

The creators of Beagle II have already been in touch asking if they can help but based on their past missions we told them to f’off.

The Shinstar Laurels Plant Centre Obiter is scheduled for launch on February 28th 2029 from Kiev. During the mission our Upsoranauts will peg out an area and stake our claim (thank you B&Q) and erect an Orange Mobile telephone mast to improve the network coverage in Shinfield.