FRANCE NUKES BRITAIN

The French Government announced plans this week for the enlargement of it’s nuclear industry which will effectively increase it’s power generation by 300% when complete but also appease the vocal French anti nuclear lobbyists by building the four new ‘Chernob 9 Mile II’ reactors miles away from the French public – in England.

By cleverly fooling the now defunct British Government into believing that the power stations would be built with the UK’s interest at heart (they’re French remember), EDF (the French government’s in-house nuclear outsourcing company) has been given the British nuclear industry and all the land around it for nothing – well, 12 billion which is les nuts de p to the French.

The French now control the UK’s water industry, the UK’s power industry, the UK’s waste industry, the UK’s croissant industry and the Argentinean corned beef/exocet exchange market.

Do not be surprised in the 2020s when in the semi finals of the world cup and England’s beating France 4-2, all the lights in England go out and the toilet won’t flush twenty one minutes before full time.

Citizens of the UPSR can rest assured that our Federation will be self sufficient in green energy by then and have our own water industry fed by underground springs.