Saturday, 27 September 2008

SHINFIELD (UPSR) RELIGION DECIDED

The UPSR recently tendered for a religion. We had four presentations and would like to thank G Mainwaring, B Singh, A Musharraf and D LaMar.

Three of the four did not meet the criteria of not having gone to war in the name of religion and therefore scored one out of twenty five in the compliance category.

One of the four scored five out of five under the credibility section and we are therefore pleased to announce that the official religion of the UPSR is Buddhism unless anyone knows of a Buddhist invasion anywhere; if you do, please let us know via thought transference during meditation.

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