GHETTO READING

Now that the shower of shit a.k.a. the Labour Party has successfully put mainland UK on an irreversible course toward Ghetto GB, the Federation is preparing extra border controls and camps where people trying to flee Ghetto GB can think hard prior to being repatriated to Theale.

The Shinfield Tribune attempted to contact Martin Salter’s office but he was still trying to save the Tilehurst Allotments and Ryeish Green School and therefore was unavailable for comment.