The UPSR Government has released a statement to the media confirming it had no money languishing in high risk polar bear killers banks.The failed mainland UK Labour government has confirmed that all monkey councils that have lost shit loads of Tax Payers money in Inuit banks and did so after taking expert financial advice, will be given loads more Tax Payers money to reline their slush funds.
Tax Payers who have lost their own money in high riskii shark eaters banks regardless of whether they took any advice or not, will not be compensated.
Tax Payers who did not have sufficient surplus capital to put into high risk Eskimo banks or who did and took expert financial advise telling them to avoid dodgy Inuit bankers but have nevertheless had their money given to the local councils who did, will be fined should they miss a Council Tax payment as usual.
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