BBC STEPS UP URGE TO COMMIT SUICIDE

It’s an economic upturn, credit rich world in the UPSR. No credit problems here, so bugger off BBC News.

The BBC has re-doubled it’s efforts this week to motivate vulnerable members of the British population to commit suicide with it’s repetitive insertion of words and phrases such as credit crunch, recession, down-turn, housing market collapse, unemployment, redundancy, did we say credit crunch, negative equity, shrinking economy, did we say credit crunch, and depression into their news bulletins.

The BBC is currently working in conjunction with the mainland UK government to reduce the unemployment figures as part of it’s licence commitments.