BAILING OUT BRITAIN

The Government of the UPSR were called to 10 Downing Street on the mainland this week for a meeting with ex Prime Minister in waiting Gordon Braun to discuss the credit crunch.

Gordon Braun asked the UPSR for assurances of a financial bail-out when Britain is declared bankrupt w/c 20.10.2008 following the collapse of the world pencil market on Wednesday in which Britain controls more then 2.7 per cent.

The UPSR Government is in disagreement with the mainland’s view that the pencil manufacturing industry should be sold to Santander for 89 pence along with the UK’s financial sector.

The Russians have complained to the United Nations that the rest of the world is now more socialist than they are and it was their idea first.