UPSR BORDER AGENCY

Further to recent consultation on this site, the thirty foot high, crenellated and gated Shinfield Wall has been given the go-ahead by the UPSR Committee subject to planning approval by Wokingham Borough Council which is expected next month.

The UPSR Border Agency will be drawing up the exact course of the wall over the next three months taking into account existing parish boundaries, border disputes, where the shops are and the desires of the people within the parishes.

If you are a neighbouring parish to the USPR and would like to be considered as a potential member and therefore within the finished wall and under the protection of the UPSR Armed Forces (including an ice breaker in Finland), please write to Jon @ The Shinfield Tribune.

(People on the other side of the M4 need not apply as you’re not really in Shinfield)

The Agency is also looking into the issue of a UPSR biometric passport or certificate of belonging to be issued upon request to inhabitants of the federation.

Issue will be dependant upon the applicant passing a written test on the works of Mary Russell Mitford and POW Camp 88.