Does anybody own a tank, mine sweeper or fighter plane in 3MX, Spencer’s Wood, Ryeish Green, Shinfield or Grazeley Green?The Shinfield Tribune in association with Wokingham Borough Council is looking to form a land army to defend the locality against people who vote Labour; answerable to the UPSR (United Parishes of South Reading).
Everyone with any military equipment is welcome to join as long as you live within the aforementioned territories. The better the equipment you bring to the army, the higher the rank you’ll be awarded.
Please address all enquiries to our usual email address for the attention of Sergeant Major Marc Burns who brings a pair of smoke damaged WWII binoculars, three camouflaged hats, a Polish Infantry parker and a Diana SP50 gat gun to the UPSR Army.
Full training will be given including hand to hand combat, setting up road blocks and how to cook a really nice chilli con carne for ten people in the open.
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